Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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