he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
im holly from the hills drunk
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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