it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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