shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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