I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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