OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I bet he comes in French.
now i know why i became what i already was.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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