its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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