So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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