I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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