just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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