he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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