Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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