I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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