Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she looked like the before picture.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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