He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
