he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Randomize
