I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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