Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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