No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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