Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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