So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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