tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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