Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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