Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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