Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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