My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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