he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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