So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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