fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
