Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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