just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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