its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
i think i just lost a toe
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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