he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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