Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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