Well douche your snatch and let's go!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Randomize
