Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
and she was petting her beer can
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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