It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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