Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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