I'm really into asian looking animals
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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