I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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