Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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