Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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