Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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