i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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