He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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