i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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