yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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