also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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