seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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