She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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