nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize