My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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