so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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