Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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