I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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