dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
